Friday, October 05, 2007
Opt out, please.
0-19 in your last nineteen post-season AB's. Nice. Really good job. That's ok though, the playoffs don't matter. No one really cares about them that much anyway. Oh, and was there any doubt in my mind you would strike out on ball four with Abreu on 2nd in the 9th in what is essentially a must-win game? Actually, I thought you were going to ground out to third. But whatever, it doesn't matter because "a player isn't judged on post-season performance alone." Right. Especially not in New York.
So can you please, PLEASE not be such a bitch and get a hit in the playoffs one of these days. Seriously, we Yankee fans want to love you. Really we do. So stop tucking it back, put some pine tar on your helmet and drive in some fucking runs. Thank you.
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